{"id":28280,"date":"2016-11-28T21:54:01","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T18:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zigzagprinromania.com\/blog\/?p=28280"},"modified":"2016-11-28T21:58:38","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T18:58:38","slug":"spune-nu-preventiei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zigzagprinromania.com\/blog\/spune-nu-preventiei\/","title":{"rendered":"Spune NU preven\u0163iei, ca metod\u0103 de tratament! 6 scenarii comice \u015fi de satir\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"eu-stiu-tot\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I<\/p>\n

– B\u0103i, omule, tot aud pe unii vorbind despre nu \u015ftiu ce abureli… Medicina alternativ\u0103, auzi! Unii \u00eei mai zic \u015fi naturist\u0103, complementar\u0103, holistic\u0103 sau preventiv\u0103. Nu \u00een\u0163eleg nimic. De ce s\u0103 dau bani c\u00e2nd nu am nimic, \u00een loc s\u0103 m\u0103 tratez c\u00e2nd chiar am ceva?\u201d<\/p>\n

– Ai perfect\u0103 dreptate. Mai \u00eent\u00e2i te sim\u0163i na\u015fpa, apoi mergi s\u0103 te tratezi. Logic. Nici s\u0103 nu te g\u00e2nde\u015fti s\u0103 previi. Clar nu are nici un sens s\u0103 fii mereu s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n

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II<\/p>\n

– \u00cen fiecare zi am aceea\u015fi rutin\u0103: m\u0103 trezesc, merg la serviciu, vin acas\u0103 super obosit \u015fi t\u00e2rziu, apoi m\u0103 pun la somn.<\/p>\n

– \u015ei presupun c\u0103 mai apar \u015fi lucruri nea\u015fteptate?<\/p>\n

– Pff! Evident. Extra stres. \u015ei de parc\u0103 nu a\u015f fi avut destul pe cap deja, apare vreo tip\u0103 \u015fi-mi spune de nu \u015ftiu ce preven\u0163ie. De parc\u0103 a\u015f avea timp s\u0103 merg s\u0103 m\u0103 revitalizez.<\/p>\n

– Te \u00een\u0163eleg perfect. C\u00e2nd ai o via\u0163\u0103 at\u00e2t de aglomerat\u0103, cu at\u00e2t de multe lucruri importante de f\u0103cut, cum s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 unii din \u0103\u015ftia naivi, cu z\u00e2mbetul p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi \u015fi ochi lumino\u015fi, c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i permite s\u0103 te revitalizezi?<\/p>\n

– Da, exact! Stai. Cum?…<\/p>\n

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III<\/p>\n

– Mi-e r\u0103u, mi-e r\u0103u…<\/p>\n

– Ce ai p\u0103\u0163it?<\/p>\n

– Mi-e r\u0103u, mi-e r\u0103u…<\/p>\n

(dup\u0103 1 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103)<\/p>\n

– Hei, e\u015fti mai bine?<\/p>\n

– Mai bine, mai bine.<\/p>\n

(dup\u0103 6 luni)<\/p>\n

– Mi-e r\u0103u, mi-e r\u0103u…<\/p>\n

– Iar?<\/p>\n

– Iar mi-e r\u0103u, mi-e r\u0103u…<\/p>\n

– La naiba! Da\u2019 te-ai tratat bine ultima oar\u0103. Te-ai g\u00e2ndit vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 faci preven\u0163ie?<\/p>\n

– Ce preven\u0163ie? Nu vezi c\u0103 mi-e r\u0103u?!<\/p>\n

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IV<\/p>\n

– Oh, ce bine e de c\u00e2nd fac preven\u0163ie!<\/p>\n

– Da? Cum a\u015fa? \u0162i-a mai crescut o m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n

– Nu. Doar c\u0103 m\u0103 simt mereu energic. Nu ca \u00eenainte c\u00e2nd eram obosit \u015fi stresat.<\/p>\n

– Aha, te cred. Ar\u0103\u0163i diferit.<\/p>\n

– \u00ce\u0163i recomand.<\/p>\n

– Ce?<\/p>\n

– Preven\u0163ia, cum ce?<\/p>\n

– Pff… La mine nu merge nimic, stai chill.<\/p>\n

– …<\/p>\n

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V<\/p>\n

– Ieri, copilul meu a f\u0103cut febr\u0103.<\/p>\n

– \u015ei te-ai crizat toat\u0103, a\u015fa este?<\/p>\n

– Daaaa!<\/p>\n

– Bravo. E\u015fti pe drumul cel bun! Continu\u0103.<\/p>\n

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VI<\/p>\n

– M-am dus ieri la un terapeut. Eram varz\u0103, doar m-ai vazut.<\/p>\n

– Da. \u015ei?<\/p>\n

– Cic\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 mai merg de vreo c\u00e2teva ori. Ce vr\u0103jeal\u0103!<\/p>\n

– Mare vr\u0103jeal\u0103!<\/p>\n

– Adic\u0103, vin la tine, te pl\u0103tesc s\u0103 m\u0103 faci bine \u015fi tu \u00eemi spui s\u0103 revin. Ce fel de escrocherie ieftin\u0103 e asta? Eu nu am timp s\u0103 revin la nu \u015ftiu ce terapie, c\u00e2nd am nevoie de tot timpul din lume pentru job.<\/p>\n

– Da! Dar de ce ai mers la cabinetul de preven\u0163ie, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103?<\/p>\n

– M-am accidentat la job…<\/p>\n

– Aha.<\/p>\n

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Fin.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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